This Little Bear…Engraved Personalised Teddy Bear — £19.99

For Valentines Day cute-ness look no further than this cute little fella. Surely the cutest bear she has ever seen, he’s delivered in a sleek tin (so no need to wrap). "What’s inside this tin?", she’ll be thinking. Well, only the cutest damned bear every carrying your personal message, engraved on the heart-shaped tag around his neck. Can’t you just hear here squeals of delight already?!

Carve Your Own Card by Suck UK — £4.95

This carve your own card could be pretty cute for Valentines Day. It’s kind of reminiscent of carving a heart and the name of your latest girlfriend in the lid of your school desk or a tree. Remember those days? Very nostalgic and not cheesy — unlike 99% of shop-bought Valentines Day cards!

Engraved Silver Plated Love Heart Sweet — £29.95

Another cute gift for Valentines Day that will bring back wonderful memories of her childhood, school romance, kissing behind the bike sheds and the like. This cute personalised Valentines gift says "you really are my sweetheart…!"

Cheeky Monkey Balloon in a Box — £34.95

OK, so this monkey is more cheeky than cute. But, if all this slushy stuff is just a bit too fake for you and your loved one, why not send a Valentines that’s more fun and less flippin-heck-get-a-room-already!